I’ll give you points for this bit of pertinence…
“If a team cheats in an athletic competition, the ‘B’ team (in this case, Pence) does not automatically earn the win and get the medal. The victory goes to the opponent.”
…that’s some proper out-the-left thinking right there.
But you still owe me four hours of time and a big bag of Smarties (“Canadian M&M’s”) for this piñata I painstakingly papier-mâché ‘d.