I’ve given your proposal considerable thought, I contacted all three of my guests, and we figured out something that could work for all of us. Basically, we’re going to double down on our guy, Mr Zuma, resigning on your original date. I don’t even need to redo the invitations, ‘cause they read “stupid, idiot, ****y-grabbing, illiterate half-witted ass hat” — which works as the simplest description for either of our presidents. No harm no fowl, I guess.
See you on the other side.