Air Travel Annoyances

I’ve traveled internationally since I was a kid and I’ve pretty much seen it all.

As the Travel Good Life Guru, not surprisingly, I spend a lot of time in airports and jets.

As we all know, the air travel experience has gotten progressively worse over the last few years…

In the past few months, I’ve flown from Orlando to Venice, Italy, Johannesburg South Africa, Cancun, Mexico and Seattle, Washington. During my flights, I took a few minutes to make some notes on the air travel experience.

Here are some of the things that drive the Travel Good Life Guru crazy:

  1. Extremely Overpriced Food At Airports — Apparently it’s legal at airports to sell hot dogs for $9 and beer for $8. That’s what I paid on a recent trip. What did I get for this royal sum? A hot dog that contained more salt than a person needs in a week with a stale bun that made sawdust look appetizing. My craft beer was a forgettable concoction that tasted like a can of Natural Light that was left on a porch in Florida on a hot July day.
  2. Clueless Overhead Luggage Passengers — I mean what does it take to walk down the aisle of a plane and quickly place your carry-on bag in the overhead bin. Oh nooooooo, these people have to languish in the aisle contemplating, I guess, “the meaning of life” while 50 other passengers wait patiently in line behind them. Here’s some advice: Put your damn bag in the bin, or just step out of the aisle and let everybody go by. P.S.: Don’t have some oversize bag that takes assistance from three flight attendants to stuff it in the bin.
  3. Zone Busters — When the call over the intercom says “All passengers in zone 1 can board.”, it never fails that Mr. and Mrs. Zone 4 is up there ready to board. Puhleese, look at your boarding pass and enter the plane when your zone is called. It’s really not that difficult, is it?
  4. Knucklehead Cell Phone Users — On airport concourses, I always seem to get behind the dimwit on his phone wandering aimlessly back and forth while a pack of people can’t pass the inconsiderate dolt. He or she is scrolling through social media posts or talking to the poor sap that has to pick them up from the airport. Regardless, just show some consideration for other passengers who can’t wait to get OUT of the airport.

5. Off-Site Parking — You practically need a home equity loan to afford near-terminal parking these days. Consequently, like millions of others, I park at a satellite lot. When I arrive after a flight, I typically wait sometimes up to a half hour till the transport van shows up. Are there any on-time van drivers anymore?

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