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krissy howard

I create content at www.thankyourodserling.blogspot.com. I live in Queens, NY with my dog, and my work has appeared on The Hairpin, and xoJane. @OlDirtyBarnacle

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    Breakup Advice from my Dog

    (she is not certified to give anyone advice about anything)
    krissy howard3 min read
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    Breakup Advice from my Dog

    (she is not certified to give anyone advice about anything)
    krissy howard3 min read

      Please Put Some Clothes on Before I Have a Fucking Panic Attack 

      You’re gonna catch a cold!
      krissy howard4 min read

        This is what happens in my brain when you pinch my ass on a crowded bus. 

        …fuckface. 
        krissy howard3 min read
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          10 Ways To Share Your Creativity and Get Discovered

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            Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:

            Have you ever been to Earth? On Earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat.
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              Fuck That Shitty Coloring Book

              On kids and swearing.
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