OLEG KUCHMA
3 min readMar 5, 2024

Buy Land - they're not making it anymore.
M. Twain

Those who know me personally will confirm that I am infinitely far from "positive thinking" and "believing in the best". If I open my mouth to fantasize about the Future, it's almost always hard noir and planet fail.
But I believe HYDRANTULA will become a Unicorn. Not because it's my brainchild. Not even because it's "beautiful" or original.

HYDRANTULA is a cheap Ersatz of the LAND [and in particular the oceanfront shore].
There is nothing more in demand than a Cheap Substitute. The whole history of technological progress in the XX century is the history of replacing leather with leatherette; solid wood with veneered MDF; marble slab with agglomerate; natural silk with viscose. Ivory on aramite. Meat for soy, and crab for crab sticks.

The only irreplaceable raw material is Land, which has increased in price by a million times in some places over 150 years. Where peaches and pumpkins were grown in Santa Monica or Singapore, skyscrapers are now growing.

Any viable and eco-friendly substitute for LAND will be a hit for all time.
The most successful ERSATZ are Substitutes for a premium, prestigious product. No one began to forge cobblestones - only artificial marble and granite. Veneer imitates wenge or zebrano, mahogany or amaranth, but not aspen.
HYDRANTULA is a super substitute for LAND in the first line by the ocean. The most valuable kind of it.
Moreover, unlike ivory or crab meat, the Land is not an element of status consumption and ostentatious luxury. It is indispensable item. It is a vital component for the healthy growth and progress of Society.

Buy a piece of HYDRANTULA - while on sale!

At first glance, our business is about plastic basins. Something primitive and worthy of an unnamed Chinese factory buried in mud.
In a technological sense, HYDRANTULA is an unremarkable plastic recycling (rotomold or blowmold). If we discard patent protection, then it is not difficult to forge our technology [just as it is not difficult to repeat 90% of all goods in the world].

Fortunately, there are a million patented Air-tight or Water-tight solutions in the world, but it never occurred to anyone to come up with Concrete-tight [and water-leaking] nodes.
There are a million ways to make a tee, L-tap or crosspiece for pipes of any diameter and any material of.
But how often have you seen a 9- 12- or 16-legged pipe Spider on sale?
How often have you been offered to buy a crosspiece that easily turns into a tee or tap? And one replaces a whole zoo of fittings?
How often have you seen openwork 3D concrete Truss, the height of a 4-storey building, assembled with the simplicity and speed of a children's LEGO?
Vertical piles were known to mankind back in the era of stone axes and animal skins. What about horizontal piles?

Educated people tend to push the horizon of the "new" and "original" somewhere in the field of genetics, microbes, space or nuclear technology.

But EVERYTHING INGENIOUS IS SIMPLE.

HYDRANTULA is focused on the development of shallow aquatoria. The most valuable and largest unoccupied "Land" resource for development in the World
We are Pioneers in this field. We have no competitors anywhere in the World. We don't need to bypass anyone's patents. We set the future standards ourselves.
Our construction technologies will allow rapidly bring to the market a huge number of premium low-rise real estate in the most prestigious locations in the World.
HYDRANTULA allows you to sell free water at the price of "golden" Land in the first line by the Ocean.
This financial leverage makes its application fantastically profitable and in demand.

Big Money from investors will allow us to get ahead even faster and quickly fill a huge market vacuum that none of the major players even realize yet.
HYDRANTULA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

OLEG KUCHMA
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Russian. Inventor. Sciense fiction graphoman. CEO HYDRANTULA