Oliver ListerIs This (Sh)it?It was meant to be a massacre. Like an ill equipped gladiator facing a pack of lions, Spurs were meant to be pulled limb from limb by…Jan 14, 2020Jan 14, 2020
Oliver ListerKlu Klux FanAs the message “Please remember in football there is no place for racism” boomed out over the stadium tannoy, who among us thought ‘won’t…Jan 4, 2020Jan 4, 2020
Oliver ListerCover it in concrete“RBMK reactor cores don’t explode” Dyatlov angrily insisted in the HBO miniseries Chernobyl. As hellfire and radioactive fag-ash shitted…Nov 4, 2019Nov 4, 2019
Oliver ListerGet Ready for TottenhamSpaffing over £100 million up the wall on a campaign that ultimately comes to nothing is all the rage these days. Add to that the sewer fat…Oct 28, 2019Oct 28, 2019
Oliver ListerAll (f)or nothingA cursory google search informs me there are 17 fulfilment centres in the UK. For those of you unfamiliar with them, these are Amazon’s…Oct 20, 2019Oct 20, 2019
Oliver ListerTottenham HospiceA feather falls at the same speed as a brick in a vacuum. In the airless void of Tottenham Hotspur, everything is hurtling towards terra…Oct 7, 2019Oct 7, 2019
Oliver ListerGigs, pricks and chili con carneLeaving your child with a stranger (ok, not a stranger my mum (thanks again, mum xx)) for the first time is a nerve wracking event; what if…Apr 16, 2018Apr 16, 2018
Oliver ListerHoly MeatballsThe Clocks Went Forward An Hour Last Weekend Bank Holiday Weekend wouldn’t be the same if it didn’t involve eating your own weight in food…Apr 3, 2018Apr 3, 2018
Oliver ListerBirthdays and brisketHaving helped lay the table with bagels, fillings and condiments, I allowed myself — as any parent would on their child’s first birthday —…Mar 21, 20181Mar 21, 20181