I couldn’t possibly speculate.
A Tongue-in-cheek Medium Lifehack Review
Henry Wismayer

I could.

Making a Medium account requires at least an email address and some personal information, so let’s say about five minutes per one? Okay.

Five minutes times a ten thousand, let’s-see, doing a little Jayne math here…carry the zero…that comes to roughly a gazillion amounts of time. Or 50,000 minutes, which is nearly a thousand hours. Or about forty days.

I guess it’s possible… Meh.

I’m going to guess aliens with a loose grasp of English instead.

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