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I don’t know how sincerely you’re asking this, but I have an instinct to say what I’m about to say, and I’ve been doing the instinct thing lately, so strap in and knuckle down.

Know what you is? You is a blazing wit, and that’s presence enough in our scratchy realms. What’s more, you is a blazing wit who’s full up with the sort of street cred that catches the attention of many of us writer types.

That puts you in this perfect position to be an optimism-inspiring, living encouragement.

If I was in your position, I’d own the fuck out of that.