Leaves plenty of space for the pictures.

That’s right, folks, my ghost-written autobiography will be a picture book. You heard it hear first. Unless you’ve known me for a few years, in which case you probably heard me say it at some point already. Or you’re my mum, who’s known it since the first time she rolled her eyes and said, “That’s nice, honey,” to one of my ludicrous — genius ideas! — genius ideas.