I feel old and withered already.
A Tongue-in-cheek Medium Lifehack Review
Henry Wismayer

Sort of leathery like I got too much sun AND stayed the shower too long.

I don’t mind Mr. Hardy taking care of all that stuff for me. Why don’t we all hire him as our personal attendants? We’d all have tidier lives if we did.

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