Most [people] are OK. Many are average. Some are excellent. A few people will change your life forever. Find them,
A Tongue-in-cheek Medium Lifehack Review
Henry Wismayer

Studiously making a copy of these aspects…pauses…

Wait a second…that’s everybody in the world!

Rips up list, cursing in Klingon.

I’m going for a cigarette. And I don’t even smoke.

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