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The funny thing about this story is that it’s doing the right thing. I wrote it right. It’s creating the emotions I meant it to create. Everyone who’s told me how they feel about it is telling me it did the right things.

I think it’s an effect I don’t care to produce.

I think I’ll stick to my fantasy.

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