While I’m over here being proud that I have about a forty percent frequency of good hair days and calling that a high accomplishment.

And since I’m a man, I am, of course, right. Forty percent of my days being good hair days is near the top of my list of accomplishments on my resume.

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    Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore

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