He sat on the loveseat and gesturing for me to proceed. — Pre-covid story of when I was working at a high-end restaurant inside a hotel part-time during my junior year of college. Almost every week, my Friday evenings were spent counting the minutes at work until I could get off and start the weekend. …

She was like a sister to me. — I’ve been friends with Daniel for nearly 15 years. We’re both 26-years-old now and still see each other once or twice a month. We both have jobs and live 45 minutes away from each other, so getting together once a month is an amazing feat. I love Daniel like a brother. His family has always been…

She’ll owe you a new mattress. — These are not your common how to be good in bed techniques. Chances are you’re not doing any of the moves I’m about to tell you and if you are then you’re pretty badass. First a word of warning. I highly advise that you use the following techniques only on girls you really like. …

“You got a friend in me” — I won’t go into much detail about that day but it was really bad for me and if it wasn’t for him, that day would’ve become even worse tbh lol. He did so much for me and solved a few problems that I had. When we got home at night (we are roommates) I had an idea to say…

When I Slipped My Thumb Into Her Ass… — I met Becca online. She matched my type totally: short but curvy, with thick curly brown hair, a heart-shaped face, and big dorky glasses. She worked in the sciences and we went on our first date in the city. Becca was very shy. I’m normally not talkative, but throughout the night she didn’t share…

Thank you, daddy 🫦 — A little bit about us, we have been together for a little over two years and are in our mid-late 30’s. We got married in September, and have a few kiddos. I am 36, 5'0, about 100 lbs, nice size tits, and I’m told I have a great ass. He is 37, and has a lean dad bod, he is fairly active in the gym and has an average size cock. …

Kids, let me tell you about the night I met your mother… 😍 — I met a guy from Tinder a few years ago. We were smoking and chilling and just having a good time. He offered to give me a massage, and of course I said yes. He was rubbing my back, shoulders and arms for a while. It felt amazing but it was making me so horny. He would get so close to my boobs and then pull away. I was crawling out of…

Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die! — Brace yourselves, long story. I knew this could happen one time but I didn’t want to believe it. Writing all this down now freed myself, as it was traumatizing, hilarious and hot at the same time. I’m still completely mixed in my feelings of guilt and horniness about that. So I like men eating…

And head at a wedding, and fuck often. — Before my ex-boyfriend was officially my boyfriend, we were besties. It took him a very long time to ask me out, but we certainly flirted. I would just like to say at this moment that this man was a precious soul who was super hot. Women really liked him, but he barely seemed to notice. Before I was officially his…