The following is a true story. The events depicted took place in Washington DC, circa Spring 2017. In deference to the other main protagonist in the story, her actual name is not used. But due to the sheer hilarity that ensues, it would be remiss not to tell the rest of the tale exactly as it occurred. Warning: Some adult content.
And That’s Why- You Don’t Play Games With A Savage, Darling
Oluwasanmi Ayeni
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I used this introduction as a homage to one of my favorite television shows, the excellent Fargo. The idea is to play with readers’ uncertainty regarding the balance between reality and imagination, which Fargo does quite brilliantly. I tried to channel that here.