Omar FindlayThe Slow Takeover of the Ultra-PrivilegedToronto has been for sale for a long time now, but the citizens aren’t the ones getting the benefitsNov 8, 2019Nov 8, 2019
Omar FindlayInsects: A writing promptWhen you die, the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your lifetime. If you win you go to heaven…Aug 24, 2018Aug 24, 2018
Omar FindlayThis Could Be Us: A Writing PromptYou’ve been living alone for 13 years. Whenever you come home from work, you always find your bed made, dinner cooked and a message with…Aug 22, 2018Aug 22, 2018
Omar FindlayLife lessons from a car crashThis week marks 6 years since I survived a car accident.Apr 2, 2018Apr 2, 2018
Omar FindlayHey, you’re kind of a shitty guy.Hey, man. Yeah, you. Can we chat for a second? Have a seat.Feb 4, 2018Feb 4, 2018
Omar FindlayThe world might not end, but I’ll be damned if we get through this unscathedWe thought that 2016 was bad, what with all of the celebrities that passed on; repeated punch after punch to the collective gut of North…Sep 27, 2017Sep 27, 2017
Omar FindlayAt least we live in Canada, right? Right?I would like to declare that the argument of “at least we live in Canada” or “I’m so proud to be Canadian” in response to everything that’s…Aug 20, 2017Aug 20, 2017
Omar Findlay“Milkyway.exe”: a writing promptElon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the…Jul 7, 2017Jul 7, 2017
Omar Findlay250 words or less: How To Get Out of The Friend Zonehere are some steps to get out of the dreaded Friend Zone and snag that girl you always wanted!… or not.Jul 2, 2017Jul 2, 2017