If Winter Storms Had Tinder Bios

  • Girl, I know for a FACT I’m on your radar.
  • My anaconda don’t want none unless you got low pressure systems coming into contact with a cold or warm front, hon.
  • Mostly interested in a polar opposite.
  • Outdoorsy, creative-type who likes long falls from the sky.
  • Let’s take the world by storm! #IcyAFutureTogether
  • She hit the floor. / Next thing you know. / Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low. / Like, below freezing.
  • To some degree, I’m kind of a flake.
  • ~~Precipitators gonna precipitate tate tate tate.~~
  • 0% Netflix. 100% chill.
  • This is literally all a front.
  • Snowball’s in your court, boo.
  • I’ve got 6–8 inches just for you, gurrrrl.
  • Looking for my ideal (cli)mate. #NoPressure
  • Easy, freezy, powerful, COVER (your pipes) GIRL.
  • Alright stop, collaborate & listen. Ice is back with more precipitation. Something (you?) grabs a hold of me tightly, snows like a blizzard daily and nightly. Will it ever stop, yo? I don’t know. I really don’t. Ask the National Weather Service.
  • #IceQueen looking for her #StormKing.
  • Sleet dreams are made of these. Who am I to dis a freeze?
  • I make solid wintrymix-tapes.
  • No stormchasers, please. I’m not someone’s fetish.
  • Under the weather? U CAN BE. ;)
  • “Freedom lies in being cold.” — Robert FROST
  • Mist connection: You watching me MAKIN’ IT RAIN this mornin’.
  • Instagram: @IThinkYouGetMyDrift
  • Sorry (not sorry) I made you wet.
  • Gray skies, frozen parts, can’t lose!
  • Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my weather projections. Stock up at the grocery store maybe?
  • Gives mind-blowing (& wind-blowing) snow jobs.
  • Modern fairytale: Snow White & the 7 drawers full of candles, flashlights & batteries.
  • Into BDSM. (Building Dem Snow Mounds!)
  • Am I a little hard right now? Hail yeah I am.
  • Plow me.
  • I’m coming!