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…depending on other aspects…

you might shade the truth

DUI: That is Splenda.

Officer: Sure.

DUI: Rock candy?

Officer: Hard rock.

DUI: My License?

Officer: And insurance, plates, registration.

DUI: Two red lights?

Officer: Three, in seven blocks.

DUI: Not my gun?

Officer: Hmm…serial numbers.