Husband: Baby-doll, Maybe we need a bigger wardrobe, bigger vanity cabinet in the bathroom, bigger shoe-rack, bigger bags for all your women-stuff on holidays, bigger jewelry drawers etc etc etc etc etc.

Wife: Oh honey-bee, where are the hammers, saws, screw-drivers, lawn-mower, chisels, wrenches, car-jacks, etc etc etc

Husband: Oh, I thnk a smug feminist forgot to draw them into this male-stereotyping cartoon we are trpped in. You know the type, where all the men are selfish oafs, who just go out to work all day to keep their daughters in ubiversities where they will attend Women’s Studies courses to learn from a man-hating lesbian lecturer how I am the enemy. No wonder men make up 75% of suicides, they just want to escape the self-righteous, bigoted, whinng, ubiquitous feminists.