SEMI-AUTOMATIC WRITING

"Its illegal to own one of those." he said, pointing to the highly modified keyboard. There was a trigger bellow the spacebar & a banana clip loaded with letters & characters protruding from its extended frame. On the desk, several more clips lay in a cemented silence, unaware of their purpose, but ready to find one. He shook his head as she continued to fiddle with its configurations."The Authors Federal Library prohibits the sale of those things within the boarders of the country. Im not even sure how you got one."

She smiled at him as she continued adjusting the stock. "Hun, I could tell you that i know people. Could say that there’s ways around every law, back alleys that hold anything folks aren’t supposed to have or be able to purchase, but that’d be a waste of my breath." She stopped adjusting it & held it up to the incandescent bulb gently flickering a cold white light, examining is jet black design."See, you’re thinking this is a fully Automatic Writer. But because of this after market bump-fire stock, its actually only semi-automatic. It prevents me from continuously holding down the trigger. Only burst thoughts. Totally legal."

She leveled her newly acquired weapon at a collection of blank pages she’d taped to her basement wall, cast her gaze through its mounted laser scope & let off a burst of ideas, then walked over to examine her work. The first page was done & it read fairly well, considering. "Now, if you can think of a faster way to write a book legally, Im all ears."