Love Russ? Good, you’re a Bill Raftery! You understand the game but mostly you enjoy watching it played well.

Constantly arguing against the Coronation of Russ? Mmm… you’re a Billy Packer. You hate yourself and are annoyed by life, and the only soothing balm you know is contrarianism, which you apply liberally. You don’t actually give a shit about The Beard and his matador D, you just want to feel smug by explaining away a triple double as insignificant. Kindly fuck off, sir.