The article took me away, until the part where you asked for hearts and blew up all the precious things you mentioned in your article.
I mean… Seriously? Run down the digital narcissism and then make it the conclusion part of your whole story?
Wish you have ended it with something like “Now do not share this story with anyone and let it be our secret. Those who acknowledge the truth shall find it anyway.”. Maybe that way it would all be meaningful. But not this way.