Mike OttumThe Calling CardThe boy turns ten today, and so he receives his first calling card. The card maker writes it, as he always does, in his precise hand. He…Mar 24, 2020Mar 24, 2020
Mike OttumThe Adventure of the Speckled Tongue — Sherlock Holmes Erotic FanfictionWritten for Shipwreck SF, San Francisco’s premier literary erotic fanfiction event.Jun 6, 20162Jun 6, 20162
Mike OttumThe Rules at Vomit and Rye, San Francisco’s premier speakeasyDress to impress. Gentlemen: no fedoras, please, this is not a brothel. Cravats are encouraged and also required and should be worn in the…May 6, 2016May 6, 2016
Mike OttuminSlackjawI am a white man, and this is a list of my struggles. Thank you.Constantly being mistaken for Paul Rudd and having to turn down movie roles.Mar 31, 201619Mar 31, 201619
Mike OttuminSlackjawBoy Meets GrillIf I can fit in anywhere, it’s in a group of men standing by a grill — is something I used to think. My certainty slips away, however, as I…Mar 14, 20161Mar 14, 20161
