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National Archives Overwhelmed

Different year, same distractions from the real issues.

2 min readJan 15, 2023

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National Archives Overwhelmed

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Owen James Norton

Space Escape

Construction of the LeaveTheEarthWeSoiledBehind4Ever Ⅰ concluded after a mere few months, proving that if we stop bickering and focus, we…

3 min readSep 11, 2022

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Space Escape

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Owen James Norton

SEC Announces Politician Worth $543 Million “Not Guilty of Violating Stock Act

There are some conspicious stock trades within congress. But our politicians would never use privileged information to their advantage.

2 min readJul 10, 2022

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SEC Announces Politician Worth $543 Million “Not Guilty of Violating Stock Act

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Owen James Norton

Rights? Who Needs Rights?

The ideals of a free, democratic society are being degraded, as they should be! Autocracy is obviously the best form of government!

2 min readJul 3, 2022

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Rights? Who Needs Rights?

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Owen James Norton

Everything is Totally Going as Planned for Russia

Everything is going completely to plan for Russia. There has been absolutely 0 deviation from the plan nor any failings of the Russian…

3 min readMay 15, 2022

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Everything is Totally Going as Planned for Russia

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Owen James Norton

Man Admits he was Wrong and Changes Opinion

Why do people today think it’s wrong to be wrong?

3 min readMay 8, 2022

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Man Admits he was Wrong and Changes Opinion

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Owen James Norton

Americans Eat Up Verbal Vomit

“Ick blick bloop blippity bop,” began former president Gonald Gump this morning at a rally in Alabama to a fiercely cheering crowd.

2 min readMay 1, 2022

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Americans Eat Up Verbal Vomit

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Owen James Norton

LGBTQ Activists Mistakenly Praise Buck Earlson for Embracing Homoerotica

Image source: hthotps://tuckercarlson.com/tco-season-2-preview-2/

2 min readApr 24, 2022

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LGBTQ Activists Mistakenly Praise Buck Earlson for Embracing Homoerotica

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Owen James Norton

Study Finds Americans Can’t Locate America on a Map

A shocking study conducted by Yale University discovered that 72% of Americans can’t find America on a map. We spoke to several Yale…

3 min readApr 17, 2022

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Study Finds Americans Can’t Locate America on a Map

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Owen James Norton

Russia Invades the Baltics

A satire on the Ukraine crisis and the West’s response by Owen James Norton.

2 min readApr 11, 2022

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Russia Invades the Baltics

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Owen James Norton

Owen James Norton

I am a solo writer. I write in a variety of genres, but this account will have satires only. For other content, visit patreon.com/user?u=86320734

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