In all seriousness I do hope it is just gas and you’re okay!

But if it makes you feel bad… while I was pregnant I had sharp pains in my stomach for a day or so. Like gut wrenching pain. As this was my 1st I freaked out obviously. My midwife freaked out and surprise surprise sent me to the hospital. 4 hours later, after blood work and a variety of other pregnancy related tests — and crappy tv, I was forced to watch Jaws… WITH commericals — I know the horror right!?, while my phone slowly died… they came back in and said “it’s probably just gas.”

😩😩 you couldn’t have figured that out ohhh like three hours ago?? Lol