Pæter CarnivalsBooking the Sabotage of the Becky Lynch/Seth Rollins WeddingI have yet to formally and publicly comment on the engagement of Becky Lynch, my potential lover, to Seth Rollins, the man who single…Sep 17, 2019Sep 17, 2019
Pæter CarnivalsBray Wyatt and The Fiend: An Intellectual College Dissertation of Mature Themes in WrestlingPro wrestling is a mature art for adults. Contrary to what some legally and figuratively blind out of touch senile old fuck will tell you…Aug 12, 20191Aug 12, 20191
Pæter CarnivalsBREAKING: Rogue Toronto police officer reveals chilling plans for WWE SummerSlamTORONTO, ONTARIO — The Paeter Carnivals content farm recently received a startling news tip from what appears to be a rogue police officer…Aug 6, 2019Aug 6, 2019
Pæter CarnivalsLOVE GOES OVER, an original wrestling romantic comedy screenplay by Paeter CarnivalsEXT. BOONE, IOWA TOWN SQUARE — FALL OF 2019Mar 22, 2019Mar 22, 2019
Pæter CarnivalsBREAKING: Paeter Carnivals announces LOVE GOES OVER, award winning romantic comedy screenplay, for…BOONE, IOWA — Paeter Carnivals, noted professional wrestling journalist and soon-to-be CEO of Knives by Paeter, has officially announced…Mar 13, 2019Mar 13, 2019
Pæter CarnivalsBREAKING: Paeter Carnivals officially confirms his WrestleMania weekend plansBOONE, IOWA — After lots of controversy and speculation surrounding his attendance at the event, noted pro wrestling journalist and knife…Feb 25, 2019Feb 25, 2019
Pæter CarnivalsFULL SCRIPT: The 2019 Women’s Royal Rumble MatchAs you all know, I, Paeter Carnivals, arguably the most successful and beloved pro wrestling journalist alive (and also an increasingly…Jan 25, 2019Jan 25, 2019
Pæter CarnivalsFULL SCRIPT: The 2019 Men’s Royal Rumble MatchAs we all know, this Sunday is the WWE (should be WWF imho) Royal Rumble, which you can all discuss on social media using the hashtag…Jan 24, 20192Jan 24, 20192
Pæter CarnivalsPOTENTIAL LEAK: Full opening skit and monologue for SNL hosted by CODY RHODESAs you all know by now, I am pushing for Cody Rhodes to host Saturday Night Live using the now worldwide trend #CodyForSNL. I think he has…Jan 11, 2019Jan 11, 2019
