Professional idiot. Comedy Central. BBC Three. MTV UK. Your DMs.
The doors slammed shut and I took him in my arms, the screams that shook him now fading on the platform as the train lurched out of the station and into the darkness beneath the sprawling city.
I held his ears and cooed, hoping that if he couldn’t hear his own cries that…
“Wicked Game” by Chris Isaak is possibly the greatest song ever written. Not because it’s particularly good, but because for some reason it seems to speak to everyone it touches.