Parker HjelmbergO Billionaire, Where Art Thou?Our oligarchs are failing us, and so are their “conservative” cheerleadersMar 24, 2020Mar 24, 2020
Parker HjelmbergGervais vs. Hollywood — The Joke’s on Us TooA Half-Serious Defense of ActorsJan 9, 2020Jan 9, 2020
Parker HjelmbergSo Long to Soccer’s Heartbreak KidThinking about the Fernando Torres ExperienceSep 23, 2019Sep 23, 2019
Parker HjelmbergHauntingly Accurate Predictions for the ‘19–20 NBA SeasonThe Year of Kyrie Irving, Klutch Sports, and the Houston RocketsJul 22, 20191Jul 22, 20191
Parker HjelmbergIt Doesn’t Matter That the Patriots Have Gone 13–6 Without Tom Brady Over the YearsDissecting a Tiresome Anti-Brady ArgumentMar 10, 20191Mar 10, 20191
Parker HjelmberginArc DigitalHow Batman and the Joker Explain Donald TrumpCrusaders, supervillains, and the struggle for the heart of Gotham/AmericaFeb 13, 20193Feb 13, 20193
Parker HjelmberginUNPLUGG'D MAGBefore We Get Too Excited About the Final Season of Game of Thrones…Parker Hjelmberg revisits a particularly particular scene from the last season of GoT to argue why we should proceed with caution as April…Feb 5, 2019Feb 5, 2019
Parker HjelmberginUNPLUGG'D MAGA Superfan’s Perspective On Where Katy Perry Went WrongAs the world’s top-earning female artist of 2018, how has Katy Perry’s star never been lower? Parker Hjelmberg writes on the rise and fallJan 23, 201912Jan 23, 201912
Parker HjelmberginArc DigitalTucker Carlson Sparks Debate Over the Soul of ConservatismWho’s winning the contest for the future of the right?Jan 20, 20193Jan 20, 20193
Parker HjelmberginUNPLUGG'D MAGA Few Thoughts On The Kyrie Irving Interview IndustryIt’s (probably) not his fault that he’s this obnoxious…right?Dec 15, 2018Dec 15, 2018