Cholesterol checks are just a conspiracy against the doughnut industry. We’ve known this for a while and it’s about time we rise up and say, “NO MORE!”
200 is just a silly number someone pulled out of his butt, like BMI and FICO. Do any of these really measure the worth of a human being? No, no they don’t.
The only number anyone ever needs to know is 13, a baker’s dozen. We need to start measuring our days –13 or +13. Anything above 13 is a good day!