The Deterioration of the Email Etiquette of a one Mark Leibowitz Over a 20-Year Career Starting in the Back End of Sales

6 Months into Employment at TechCorp. (6 Months Total Employment)

Position: Sales Assistant
Age: 24
Marital Status: Unmarried
Children: Presumably None
Gut: None
Hairline: Present

Email Chain

To: Dan (danleondis@techcorp.com) 
cc: Sales, Ops, Management, Kelly, Caroline, Greg, HR
From: Mark Leibowitz (markliebowitz@techcorp.com)
Subject: Re: Insertion Order for DevOps

Dear Dan,

Apologies for the delay. The Insertion Order (IO) for the DevOps plan is attached, as well as my usual Extensive Notes Doc. (END), and an additional “Procedural Recommendations” (PR) should you choose to follow through with the RFP. Below are my Initial Notes regarding the IO:

  1. Please raise the CPM for the four 300x250 lines to 15 USD.
  2. Please redistribute inventory according to Section III in the “PR”.
  3. Please review END Section IV for information on the Mobile Packages.
  4. Please refer to the IAB re: the 15-day out clause in this IO: refer to Section IV in PR for more information.
  5. Please refer to the IAB re: the one-month after delivery makegood policy: refer to Section IV in PR for more information.

Let me know if you have any questions. Thanks!

Regards,
Mark

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Mark Leibowitz
Sales Assistant | Revenue Operations

4 Years into Employment at TechCorp. (4 yrs Total Employment)

Position: Sales Rep
Age: 27
Marital Status: Engaged
Children: Presumably None
Gut: Paunchy
Pairs of Pleated Shorts: 1
Hairline: Present

Email Chain

To: Bryan (bryan@geoglobal.com)
cc: Sales, Kelly, Greg
From: Mark Leibowitz (markleibowitz@techcorp.com)
Subject: Re: RFP for ColumbusInitiative

Hey Bryan,

Would we be able to push the flight back to January? Since the campaign is only dependent on the Mid-March enddate, I was thinking this kind of flight extension would help. Let me know.

Best,
Mark

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Mark Leibowitz
Sales Representative | Sales

To: Mark Leibowitz (markleibowitz@techcorp.com)
cc: Sales, Kelly, Greg
From: Bryan (bryan@geoglobal.com)
Subject: Re: Re: RFP for ColumbusInitiative

Hi Mark,

This campaign must begin in mid-February. That’s a top priority. I will call in 15 so we can work this out.

Best,
Bryan

To: Bryan (bryan@geoglobal.com)
cc: Sales, Kelly, Greg
From: Mark Leibowitz (markleibowitz@techcorp.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: RFP for ColumbusInitiative

Hey Bryan,

Confirming that, as per our phone conversation, the success of the campaign is the “top priority”, so the flight will be pushed back to January.

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Mark Leibowitz
Sales Representative | Sales

2 Years into Employment at GlobalSell (10 yrs Total Employment)

Position: Sales Dev. VP
Age: 32
Marital Status: Recently Divorced
Children: Presumably None
Gut: Healthy Paunch
Ennui: Budding
# Of Yrs. Since “The Boys” Got Together: 4
Hairline: Preliminary Recession

Email Chain

To: Scott, (scott.marshall@globalsell.com)
cc: Sales, Ops
From: Mark Leibowitz (mark.leibowitz@globalsell.com)
Subject: Re: Q3 Revue

Scott is this good to go? Need this EOD today but would prefer to have it earlier.

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Mark Leibowitz
Vice President of Sales Development | Sales

To: Mark Leibowitz (mark.leibowitz@globalsell.com)
cc: Sales, Ops
From: Scott, (scott.marshall@globalsell.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Q3 Revue

Hey Mark,

I’m a bit swamped here but I can get this to you tomorrow morning. Is that alright? Thanks.

Best,
Scott

To: Scott, (scott.marshall@globalsell.com)
cc: Sales, Ops
From: Mark Leibowitz (mark.leibowitz@globalsell.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Q3 Revue

Well, Scott, only because you’re bit swamped. Take your time, my angel.

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Mark Leibowitz
Vice President of Sales Development | Sales

5 Years into Employment at GlobalSell (13 yrs Total Employment)

Position: Director of Revenue Operations
Age: 38
Marital Status: Married
Children: 2, Human
Pet(s): 1, Dog
Gut: Full Paunch
Ennui: Minor
Pairs of Pleated Shorts: 6
“King of the Hill” Bobble Heads: Present
Hairline: Started Shaving It All Off Last Year
Direction of Family Picture: Towards

Email Chain

To: Arnold, (awalker@corpcorp.com)
cc: Scott, Phillip
From: Mark Leibowitz (mark.leibowitz@globalsell.com)
Subject: Re: Re: tomorrow’s meeting

we’re excited to business with you guys. meet at 300?

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To: Mark Leibowitz (mark.leibowitz@globalsell.com)
cc: Phillip, Scott
From: Arnold, (awalker@corpcorp.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: tomorrow’s meeting

Hi Mark,

Sorry for the late reply. Could we have the meeting at 4:15pm?

Regards,
A. Walker

To: Arnold, (awalker@corpcorp.com)
cc: Scott, Phillip
From: Mark Leibowitz (mark.leibowitz@globalsell.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: tomorrow’s meeting

(y)

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To: Arnold, (awalker@corpcorp.com)
cc: Mark, Phillip, Sales
From: Scott, (scott.marshall@globalsell.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: tomorrow’s meeting

Hi Arnold,

Confirming that when Mark types “(y)” he means “sounds good” or “yes”. See you at 4:15pm!

Best,
Scott

To: Scott, (scott.marshall@globalsell.com)
cc: Arnold, Phillip
From: Mark Leibowitz (mark.leibowitz@globalsell.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: tomorrow’s meeting

well la-di-da scoot

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1 Year into Employment at Sisyphus Industries (16 yrs Total Employment)

Position: CRO (Chief Revenue Officer)
Age: 41
Marital Status: Married
Children: 3
Pet(s): 1 Dog
Gut: Full Paunch
Ennui: Major
Intervertebral Discs: Herniated, Untreated
Netflix Password Hint: ‘ “break on through to the other side” ’
Direction of Family Picture: Away

Email Chain

To: John (john.dangeles@sisyphusindustries.com)
cc: Darren, Mark, Rebecca
From: Jenna Marlowe (jenna.marlowe@netwebsite.com)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: GreenSpirit Energy Grant

Thanks guys! @Mark haven’t heard from you what do you think? Is there a vendor you recommend?

To: Jenna Marlowe (jenna.marlowe@netwebsite.com)
From: Mark (mleibowitz@gmail.com)
Subject: fine

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To: Mark (mleibowitz@gmail.com)
From: Jenna Marlowe (jenna.marlowe@netwebsite.com)
Subject: Re: fine

Sorry, Mark. Could you specify what vendor you’d recommend? And could you loop everyone else back in?

To: Jenna Marlowe (jenna.marlowe@netwebsite.com)
cc: John, Darren, Rebecca, Sales, Marketing, PR, HR, Melody Leibowitz, Ross Perot, Dashiell Hammett, REO Speedwagon (reospeedwagon@gmail.com)
From: Mark (mliebowitz@gmail.com)
Subject: Re: Re: fine

i also looped in my wife if that’s okay

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5 Years into Employment at Sisyphus Industries (20 yrs Total Employment)

Position: CRO (Chief Revenue Officer)
Age: 44
Marital Status: *held hand parallel to the ground; tilted it from left to right*
Children: 3
Pet(s): None
Direction of Family Picture: ?

Email Chain

To: Scott Marshall (scottmarshall@scottmarshalls.com)
cc: Janet Favreau, Scottttttt (suckadickscotttttttt@gmail.com)
From: Mark (mleibowitz@gmail.com)
Subject: Scottttttttttttttt

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