Patrick NortonFrom Bud Light, Dunkin’ to Overtime, the Best from Super Bowl LVIIIThere’s nothing quite like a spectacular Super Bowl party. The food, the drinks, the shushing during commercials, the side bets: every…Feb 12Feb 12
Patrick NortonIt doesn’t matter where you look, dysfunction plagues the Chicago Bears at every levelVictory formation down 17 truly epitomizes everything we’ve come to learn about Matt Eberflus’ Chicago Bears.Oct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023
Patrick NortonApathy Is an Understatement: Navigating the Rollercoaster of Chicago Bears Fandom“Trounced.” That’s how Siri described Sunday’s beatdown at the hands of the Kansas City Chiefs. 0–3 feels like 0–100, and changes are…Sep 26, 2023Sep 26, 2023
Patrick Norton328 days since last victory, Bears need another… fast.What is the definition of insanity? Is it throwing thirteen passes — most of them seemingly designed — behind the line of scrimmage? Is it…Sep 12, 2023Sep 12, 2023
Patrick NortonDavid Ross Isn’t on the Hot Seat, But Cubs Need Improvement from Manager Going ForwardDavid Ross is here to stay — at least for now — so exploring other avenues to shift the trajectory of the season becomes priority №1.May 25, 2023May 25, 2023
Patrick NortonIllini Hoops’ March Outlook: An Astronomical Ceiling & Floor on Earth’s CoreWith just three games left in the regular season, there’s simply no way to confidently predict the potential of the Illini this March.Feb 24, 2023Feb 24, 2023
Patrick NortonBroken Down Break Down: Bears Throttled & I’m SadA disappointing trip across the pond two weeks ago, matters only worsened when the checked bag containing Chicago’s run game disappeared.Oct 23, 2019Oct 23, 2019
Patrick NortoninWrigley RapportThe Value of Superstition: 557 Miles from Wrigley.Being a college freshman has its ups and downs. The temptation to stay in bed because “it’s just English”, or doing laundry until two in…Oct 18, 2017Oct 18, 2017