Man…I hate being the “old guy” with real world gripes. But, to use the language of this article…”Those Ear Buds NEVER FUCKING FIT or STAY IN MY EARS!!” Yes…I was yelling like the old man that I am.

In addition to that…I hate that music reproduction continues to devolve into output devices that are so flat and narrow in frequency, that music producers are forced to make music that works…even when a “genius device” like your “sex sticks” are hanging halfway out of an ear cavity.

Great sound isn’t just for audiophile hipsters, you fuckstick…it is for anyone who listens to anything other than thumpwad beats while sucking on a vapo-stick.

The sound quality of an mp3 sucks enough, without this newest way to make things sound even shittier. The BEST thing about these things, is because of the “storm trooper white” finish…I’ll see you coming blocks away and can give you the fake “thumbs up…you’re cool!” gesture as I walk by you.