Patrick O’hearn, PhD
2 min readMay 17, 2021

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Real Men Hump the Mattress!

As soon as I saw the title of your story I had to click and read it. I appreciate you sharing how your pleasure yourself through humping a pillow. I submit here that men can and do use similar types of non-hand to genitals pleasuring including “humping ( or rubbing) the mattress.” I thought I was the only one, until I saw a guy With a great ass do a hot solo scene humping his bed on porhub , and I suddenly didn’t feel so alone or freakish. I’m not sure if I’m going to offer a “to do” educational article or video. But My personal favorite is to hold the pillow tight as if it is your lover, and rub your dick up against the mattress. I found it to be most closely related to the actual thing and provides an excellent orgasm!

I’ve always felt self-conscious and a little embarrassed to share with partners that this is how I bring myself to orgasm; it is somewhat of a curiosity as it’s relatively novel. But in watching more videos of men humping the mattress, it’s pretty hot especially if they have a nice butt because of the way that it moves up and down.
It’s like watching Warren Beatty in the movie “shampoo,” screw in one of his many girlfriends- and it was really Warren Beatty’s butt!
BTW -You can see my tribute to that movie right here:

In conclusion, Hump, Hump, Hump your troubles away!

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Patrick O’hearn, PhD

A psychologist morphing into a writer, photographer, singer, poet, historian, traveler &4ever student. Let’s Do Twitter: Pt4Oh. Obrigado!