DONALD TRUMP THE #MAGA MAN

[PAUL RYAN]

How does a trust fund bully, son of a German and a
 Scots girl, spoiled and indulged in the upper class,

Pampered by Providence, not impoverished in arrogance,
 Grow up to be a President lying out his ass?
 
 [STEVE BANNON]
 The three-wife absentee father’d be a bother;
 Would get a long way failing to pay
 His debts to others.
 But long before, he was a young stupid fool;
 By thirteen, they’d placed him in a military school.
 
 [COREY LEWANDOWSKI]
 And while Fred was redlining, keeping folk in debt,
 Away up the river, Don would terrorize cadets.
 Inside, he was longing for revenge against his father;
 The brother was ready to sell his grandmother.
 
 [JOHN MCCAIN]
 Then Vietnam came, and devastation reigned.
 Most men saw their future drip, dripping down the drain.
 But Donny pulled some strings and they made a sweet refrain:
 He got some deferments, a testament to gain.
 
 [RYAN]
 But the word got around, they said, “This kid’s a fool.”
 Harvard said “Hell no,” so he chose a safety school.
 Fred said “Get an education and don’t get yourself expelled, man.
 Or the world’s gonna know our shame. What’s your name, man?”
 
 [DONALD TRUMP]
 Donald Trump the #MAGA Man.
 My name is Donald Trump the #MAGA Man.
 And there’s a billion bucks I still ain’t got,
 But just you wait, just you wait…
 
 [IVANA TRUMP]
 He started work for Fred when he was still at Wharton,
 Putting “C”s next to colored tenants. He was thwartin’
 Their right to fair housing, government said it’s sick.
 
 [FULL COMPANY EXCEPT TRUMP (whispering)]
 (Paid a fine, but got back discriminatin’ quick)
 
 [JEB BUSH]
 Soon his daddy dumped a quarter-billion business on his head
 His older brother passed, drank to excess till he’s dead
 A voice saying

[JEB BUSH]
 “You gotta take it all for yourself.”

[COMPANY]
 “Donny, gotta take it all for yourself.”

[JEB BUSH]
 He started to fear he’d be left on the shelf.

[RYAN]
 There would have been not much left to do
 For one less self-promotin;’
 He coulda been rich, content
 Maybe started boatin.’
 But he started doing deals in the Borough of Manhattan.
 He’d lie and cheat and then classic buildings he would flatten.
 Posin’ and preenin’ at Studio 54;
 Said venereal disease was his Vietnam War.
 Told Ivana not to worry, Doctor Bornstein had a plan:
 Couple penicillin and he’d be a new man.

[COMPANY]
 Preenin’
 
 Penicillin’
 Oooh…

[COMPANY]
 Couple penicillin you can
 Be a new man — 
 Couple penicillin you can
 Be a new man —

[TRUMP]
 Just you wait!
 
 Just you wait!

[COMPANY]
 Couple penicillin you can be a new man —

[WOMEN]
 In New York —

[MEN]
 New York —

[TRUMP]
 Just you wait!

[COMPANY]
 Donald Trump the #MAGA Man
 
 Bankruptcy’s waiting for you
 
 You took Atlantic City down
 You lost every single dime!
 
 Oh, Donald Trump the #MAGA Man
 
 When bankruptcy calls for you
 Will they know your secret shame?
 You now just flog a tainted name?
 Your game will never be the same, oh
 
 [RYAN]
 His name is on an airplane now;
 Old steaks and wrestlin’ fakes now.
 
 Another imm’grant wife
 Comin’ up from the bottom.
 
 His foolishness destroyed his rep;
 Who cares, long as a camera’s still on him…

[COMPANY]
 Donald Trump the #MAGA Man
 
 Bankruptcy’s waiting for you
 
 You lost every single dime!
 
 Oh, Donald Trump the #MAGA Man
 Donald Trump the #MAGA Man…
 Bankruptcy calls for you
 Will they know your secret shame?
 You now just flog a tainted name?
 Your game will never be the same, oh
 
 
 [#MAGA MEN]
 Just you wait
 
 [COMPANY]
 Just you wait

[CRUZ/BUSH & LINDSEY GRAHAM/MCCAIN]
 We… fought with him
 
 [BANNON/LEWANDOWSKI]
 Me? …I lied for him
 
 [RYAN]
 Me? …I trusted him
 
 [IVANA & MARLA & MELANIA]
 Me? …I pissed on him
 
 [PENCE]
 And me? …I’m the damn fool saluted him
 
 [COMPANY]
 There’s a billion bucks he still ain’t got
 But just you wait!
 
 [RYAN]
 What’s your name, man?
 
 [COMPANY]
 Donald Trump the #MAGA Man!