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Phhff, science! Causation versus correlation, peer reviewed studies, false negatives, bell curves, standard deviations and all those other fancy pants “science” words. If it feels true to me that’s all I need to know. Now I’m going to go back to rubbing gravel into my head, so don’t bother me unless something important happens.

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