I always wanted to make a movie where Harrison Ford plays a disgraced president who gets sent to prison for being a Russian spy. Naturally, he is placed on a plane with the most dangerous criminals in the country, and Cameron Poe. Eventually, the ex-president reveals to Poe that he was faking being a spy in order to catch another spy…Vice President Mack Grissom, the brother of Cyrus “The Virus” Grissom. (We find out at the end of the movie that the name “Mack” is short for “Mackteria.”) All this and more in…Con Air Force One Two.