I Tried Sling TV, and It Was Terrible
Patrick White

Give me a $5 / month plan with ESPN and RedZone, and you’ve got my business

That will likely never happen. ESPN charges distributors about $8 a month by itself. And that’s before any markup or cost to deliver it. RedZone is only available through partners… that pay a significant (but undisclosed) fee. So I would guess the “bundle” you describe would likely be $25-$35 by itself.

Still, I agree with everything you said.