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List is shit for omitting the trash classic Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man, a dystopian tale starring a wildly made-up Mickey Roarke and Don Johnson at the peak of his popularity. Overlooking the camp classic Mommie Dearest is also a huge blunder.

I’d also include the Miami Vice flick, although Michael Mann is probably too accomplished for this company. For cheesy clichéd crap, that was a spectacularly well-made movie.

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