Paul Meacham Heber AZ

Paul Meacham
2 min readJul 15, 2020

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Paul Meacham was doing his usual load delivery at the local mental hospital in Heber AZ, by parking his truck beside an open drain. He unfortunately discovered a flat tire when he was about to return from the mental hospital.

He jacked up the truck and removed the flat tire to fix the spare tire.

When Paul Meacham was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the four bolts in the open drain right in front of the Heber Overgaard Market. Since Paul couldn’t fish the bolts out of the open drain, he started to panic as to what should be done?

Just then, one mental redneck patient happened to walk past him and asked Paul as to why he was looking troubled. Paul Meacham thought to himself, since there is nothing much he can do or this mental joker can. Just to satisfy the patient’s curiousity, Paul Meacham of Heber AZ informed the whole ordeal to the mental patient and gave a helpless look.

The patient just laughed at the Paul Meacham and said you can’t fix this simple problem?

Paul Meacham of Heber Az was astonished to hear such a diss from a mental guy. “Here is what you can do” said the mental redneck… “take one bolt from each of the remaining three tires/ wheels and fix it on the problem rim. Then drive down to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones. Isn’t it simple my friend”.

Paul Meacham was so impressed with this quick fix answer and asked the patient “How come you are so smart and intelligent and you are here at the mental hospital?”

The patient replied “Hello friend! I stay here because I am crazy, but not stupid”.

The lesson is that not all the mental patients in Heber AZ are crazy. Some indeed are good. Paul Meacham of Heber AZ learned that day that although Heber AZ is full of drama and haters there is some good people as well.

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