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Brainstorming Names for My Future Band.

Paul Razzell
3 min readApr 6, 2022

Tactfully Disengaged

California Pizza Concept

California Orthodontia

The Objectionable Postcards

The Pinterest Mood Board Boys

Sylvia Flight Plath

Cyst, Polyp, Carbuncle and Stye

Templeton Grace and the Machismo Bullets

Strangely Timid Softball

Belgian Lust

Flame Retardant Testicles

Donkey Seance

Chundy Dragon

Appropriate Adjacent

Sirloin Face

Collapsing Femur Explodes

Short King Ally

Amateur Exterminators

Performative Self-Aggrandizing Announcement

Botox and Fluffy

Jayzus Wha?

Lüdwig Groans

Brothel Creepers

Suck On Contact

Three-Hand Job

Excite the Panda

Ginger-Crisp Gossip

Mini Mass-Murder

Insufferable Hipster Fetish

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Paul Razzell

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