Is it just me, or are student loan notifications getting hella bitchy?

14 Times Student Loan Payment Notifications Looked Like Passive-Aggressive Texts From My Parents

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Trouble paying your loans on time? We can help!

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Did you know your student loan payment is due tomorrow?

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Just confirming your scheduled payment.

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: You know there are several different payment plans available, right?

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: It’s the 17th of the month again, aren’t you forgetting something?

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: [SOMEONE] just made her most recent student loan payment. Did you?

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Hello?

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Hey, here’s your outstanding balance — does something look off? Let me know.

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Hey, it looks like you’ve just bought all five seasons of The Wire on your Amazon Prime account. Did you just get a raise?

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Hmm, would you say that pair of mocha chukka boots is more important than your liberal arts degree?

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Y’know it’s not so easy for us to be lending money to some ungrateful kid who would rather max out a brand new GAP credit card than put money toward that four year degree at a private school that he insisted on attending.

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Call me now.

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Look, this is literally your work email so we know that you have a job and are making some kind of money AND we have a direct line to your BOA checking account so just bite the bullet and pay us that $205.46 before the weekend comes around and you feel compelled to buy THREE rounds of speed-rack tequila shots for your buddies GOD.

Nelnet Student Loan Serv.: Take out the trash, deadbeat.