The safest place is in your basement. I’m sure of it.

Things started off innocently. Just some nice, casual chatter.

And then IMMEDIATELY we were hit with “wall talk.”

And then more wall talk…

As you can see, I missed the username because people JUST COULDN’T CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND RELAX…

Although James said he’d volunteer to help!

Awww… SO PATRIOTIC !

And then there was white anger.

And a declaration was made…

And then there was white anger directed towards Muslims.

Yes… please. Be honest.

We got some hatred takes coming in HOT from Steven:

Moslem isn’t really the correct spelling but— ah, fuck it. Why am I expecting more?

And then Sally comes out of nowhere and just mic drops some knowledge on us:

But Chanel, I like.

Sergio, too.

Hey, guys. How about the three of us go somewhere quiet?

“I don’t know / :-p” chimes in:

That’s in regard to Iran, of course.

Then we have more white anger with trigger fingers. In their defense, Trump was talking about pulling the voting levers but said triggers. Tim Tebowner and Shlomo jumped on it though.

We got an accusation from Troy Easson, a very Mississippi name if you ask me, about Hillary that I’ve yet to fact check.

/just confirmed.

/false.

Some Bernie hate. Apparently, Michelle doesn’t feel the Bern.

I mean, you could have just said “I don’t like his policies.” You didn’t have to throw a whole religion in there (you did, didn’t you…)

Al Johnson gave me homework to do. So, thanks, Al.

And Sergio didn’t comment twice, I just wanted to end on a good note:

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