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Here we go folks. Another episode of BLAZING HOT FIRE-BARREL TAKES by your fellow Americans. Folks who apparently have nothing to do at 1:30 PM on a Friday. Folks who not only sit through and watch an entire Donald Trump rally, but comment during a live Donald Trump rally.

If you missed parts one and two, check ’em out below. I recommend it:

It’s tough to filter through these comments. Thousands, chopped down to hundreds, chopped down to the best 30 or so. I did my best, though. But it can be sensory overload— too much of a good thing, these comments.

As there was with parts one and two, part three has a lot of hate. A lot of angry (white) people. A ton. Droves. Packs of them. Like wild dogs in Yosemite.

I always like to begin on the softer side and leave the hatred for later on. People don’t like to get hit in the face right away with anti-Muslim sentiment. So let’s eeeeaaassssseeee into the hate.

In the beginning (as God said), there was a lot of penis talk…

And LJ 404 has something going on for tonight, SO PROPS TO LJ, YO ! (Yo, seriously. Call me.)

And….?

#NeedMoreInfo

And of course there was wall talk. It was a Trump rally after all.

And then more wall talk from Porgie…

I also loooooooove me some conspiracy talk. Literally, if you end any sentence with, “YouTube it,” I will immediately go do just that:

and…

WHOA!!! Antuan The Swan coming in hot with some more penis talk. Also, wrong section, man. We already did the penis talk.

(Dude must have A — B E A S T down there.)

Oh. Hey Meghan:

Hi… Meghan:

Meghan…

Alright, Meghan. We get it. MANGA.

Some Oreo talk. I mean, everybody loves good Oreo talk. It’s America’s favorite chocolate wafer/vanilla cream filled cookie.

Okay, so Deborah doesn’t like Oreos.

What about Brian, though? I’m sure Brian likes Oreos.

Fuck.

Okay, how about JohnUS69. Such an American handle it’s not even funny. He has to love Oreos.

LOLOLOLMAO

Wrong comment, guys. Sorry.

Of course it’s a Trump rally, so it wouldn’t really be a Trump rally without some hate speech and angry white people complaining about being angry and white:

I get it Filip Flodin.

DUDE. WON’T. QUIT.

And SiNN FuLL wants to:

(Really odd spelling and use of capitalization on SiNN FuLL, by the way. That’s not by accident. I need to know more.)

Alex Zouras and Filip from above should grab a beer.

… oooooh and don’t forget to page Constant, guys!!!! (I feel like all racists have pagers, for some reason)

Ya. I get it, dude.

There was also a good amount of Obama hate, too (duh).

I gotta be honest, the first homophobic slur came really deep into the rally. Usually it happens at around three minutes but I had to watch this for a good forty minutes for this first one to roll in.

STFU!!! HE’S BACK?!!

Lot’s of Hillary hate. Those on the right despise her. She is a “murderer,” after all.

Oh I get it, Mike B. Clever.

And Brad thinks we should nuke Mexico:

Dr. Brett thinks socialists are parasites. Funny because he’s a “doctor” (lol) and treats patients who, I assume, use socialist programs like Medicare and Medicaid.

BUT INSURANCE MONEY IS DOLLA $$$$Z YA’LL!

Violence is always in the mix at a Trump rally. Incendiary comments, etc.

Debor — — DEBORAH! SHIT! Welcome back, girl!

Wait… what are you saying? Deborah. What are you saying?!

At one point, if you were watching, a protestor began (rather respectfully) shouting “Trump is bad for the USA! Trump is bad for the USA!”

The Trump supporters weren’t happy with him:

YES!!! MURDER HIMM.. KILLL HIMM MURDERDERRRRRR!!!!! SECOND AMMENDMENT GUNS GUNS GNS!!

And High Philosophy goes all philosophy on us:

Are we done?

No.

I still have to get through my “Racist” folder…

Blakespower says the idea of a wall blows:

Edward Fred (or Fred Ed as I refer to him) is a bonafide racist:

But you would have figured that out on your own.

Reboottees hates Jews— or at least blames them for putting every country on Earth into debt.

John Galt wants to say something:

John Galt has probably never read the Qur’an. JUST SAYIN’. I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S A FACT. I’M JUST ASSUMING.

wsilks1, thanks for being you.

WAYNE O is here:

I’m soooooooo happy WAYNE O put his ugly mug on his avatar— the fucking loser.

We got more Muslim-hate coming in:

and…

And cleanlake superior, who LITERALLY and probably just wants somebody to clean the fucking lake, finally says something I can get behind:

Now, if you’re wondering… and you are, “well shit, who the hell are Trump’s supporters, anyway?”

…and

…and

…and

…AND (holy shit)

…A

…N

…D

(Where is it? Where is my…..)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There it is.

So good luck folks. As I said in “Part 2,” the safest place to be is in your basement.