In my book, writing about going to the pub and watching the Foo Fighters cover, then returning home to NetFlix and chill is happily replaced by these fantasy trips.
Headline is subject to interpretation and honestly it served its purpose. I believe it's honest to the author's view of the world.
However it might just not be true. The headline.
What the reader probably missed is that while the text picks up speed it probably refers to long periods of time, which means a long relationship.
And our dear Generation Tinder is avoiding these like the Roadrunner avoids the Coyote.
So it just looks like a waste of time as something they really can't relate to.