Furries

Definition

Furry is a term used to define potential zoophilic, crazy and perverted people who believe that they are anthropozoomorphic animals or that they are not (and would not even like to be) but who wish to have sex with other animals and freaks of the type.

Basic furry content

Furries standing in line at the Hospital waiting for a fortnightly prostate exam with the famous furry proctologist "Doctor Donkey"

It can be defined as a lame excuse to justify acts of zoophilia, pedophilia and bestiality. It started in a sweet and innocent way, with groups of cartoon fans that have humanoid animal characters, followed by more mocking animations with explicit whoring (such as Bagi from Osamu Tezuka and Fritz The Cat, the greatest creation of Fr. Robert Crumb, exalted as the work most famous of these insane).

This later ended up providing many zoophiles worldwide with a way to practice and expose their sexual preferences without carrying the burden of "bizarre". However, this stratagem did not work and the thing became something totally out of control. Currently the entry "furry" in many dictionaries is synonymous with "sexual aberration".

The perversion is so heavy that furries in various parts of the world are discriminated against even by gays, although many feel that both go hand in hand for putting sodomy on an almost divine level. It is a well-known fact that there is a high incidence of STD furries such as syphilis and AIDS because they think the diseases of the "mundanes" are immune (see LANGUAGE below), thus eliminating the use of condoms as a means of prevention. Furry is also synonymous with "risky sexual behavior".

Types

DANGER! Do not leave children within reach of furries!

In afterward the "pure", who generally only practice interpretation on the internet, occasionally draw pornographic art (or not) and spend a lot of money on Furcadia, some types of perverts derive from them. Among them, the following stand out:

Some furries strongly believe that their species is still evolving (albeit slowed).

1. Scalies: crazy people who spend the whole day wondering how to have sex with dragons without being killed in the process.
2. Fursuiters: crazy people who dress up as animals (usually found at Disneyland) in Pokemon releases and children’s parties.
3. Tuxsuiters: they are similar to Fursuiters, but they like to use Penguin Fursuits (Tux) and usually yiffam via telnet in the X-terminal.
4. Plushophiles: or rapists of stuffed animals; easily recognizable by having a harem of stuffed animals in the room.
5. Hermaphrodites: in practice they are the same as normal furries, but that "just in case" catch them both; they play on both teams; Gillettes. They are famous for appearing on Fandom Furry saying that they are bisexual to, after some time, assume that they are just gay
6. Vore: Furries that like to be swallowed by bigger furries. They are creatures that, during an intimate approach, take literally the expression I’m going to eat you.
7. Disney fans: they are excited just to remember the orgy promoted by Disney employees dressed up as Mickey and Co. They are easily identifiable because they have a vast collection of Disney DVDs (in addition to several stuffed animals). They kill Kittens watching Simba’s sexual adventures every day in the classic The Gay Lion while getting stuffed with Cheetos bola and Fanta Uva with the other paw (after all, furry has no hands and feet, only paws).
8. Pet Furries: These very rare specimens of furries are creatures that were captured while still young by obese weeaboozoophiles; becoming, in a way, loyal to them by doing absolutely everything they send including yiff and attacks on enemy otakas. They are generally used in fights where weeaboos bet pokemon cards (digimon cards are also common) and Hello Kitty stationery in fights to the death
9. Straight: Furries who like only creatures of the opposite sex. They are the ones who, when they go to spend the weekend at the farm of that countryman, practice zoophilia with the cow or the goat (claiming that the vagina of the latter accommodates a human penis with the same softness as a human vagina) instead to practice fellatio with stallions in the stable as if they were little foxes begging to be sodomized. It is an extinct subspecies in first world countries (eg the United States and Canada, with Chuck Norris being the exception on North American soil), and only a few specimens tormented by belonging to a medium dominated by gayszoophiles can be found in tropical forests.
10. Terianthropes: The most detestable type of degenerated people, not even the most fervent sodomite furries can stand to stay more than 15 minutes in the same room that a terianthrope is present. They are known to claim to be really furry creatures that were born in the wrong body, which can transform into them with a mixture of Satanism + Wicca + Evangelism + Catholicism + Black Magic + Harry Potter magic wand. They love playing Werewolf: The Apocalypse and watching werewolf movies and Twilight movies and book. They do not accept the label of zoophiles when caught in the act with their pet puppy claiming that, because it is really such a creature in the wrong body, the act would not be zoophilia.
11. Nazifurs: Nazi Furries. They are perverts who, in addition to thinking that they are animals, feel horny about being sodomized dressed as SS-Gestapo officers. Very common fetish among furries who think they are German Shepherds, Dobbermans or Rottweilers.
12. Diaperfurs: Adult Furries (physically speaking) who like to wear diapers and, of course, show that they are useful in everyday life in addition to satisfying such a sick fetish.
13. Fat Furry: Fat American Furries. They are lazy and spend 24 hours a day eating and putting on more and more fat to the point of exploding. They are the favorites of those who like wolves and dragons.
14. Tony Ramos: Need an explanation?
15. Gauchos: They are the junction of all the previous items plus the bizarre taste for groovy tea. They have increased their export of gays by 350% to the rest of Brazil and Latin America (except Argentina, whose production rivals that of Campinas and Pelotas together) since they opened a new assembly line in Pelotasexclusive for the production of furries.

Babyfurs

A typical babyfur puppy dressed up

In summary: the most hated of all furries, hated even by the terianthropic Nazi hermaphrodite furries. It is a mystery of nature how they do not hate themselves.

They consist of adults who pretend to be puppies, usually using pacifiers, diapers (as well as diaperfurs), rattles, talcum powder but (obviously) don't let go of the sexual side of the thing, which makes them compulsive pedophiles.

As if it weren't enough, there are still Sissyfurs: this category is made up of bad elements who pretend to be male puppies who dress up as female or, to put it simply, babies babies. For them, pedophilia, furriism and diaper fetish are not enough.

Language

These people also have their own slang words:

1. Fursona: The furry alter ego.
2. Yiff: Basically it means sex. (ex .: Go yiff yourself, you plushophilous scaly hermaphrodite from hell!). It is said that yiff is the sound that a fox (they always, poor things) makes during the mating (and not when they are sodomized by horses as most furries think).
3. Yerf: Formerly a furry website with clean illustrations and respectable quality control. Soon, without popularity in the furry medium. Currently Yerf is synonymous with the site of the Carmelite Nuns, that is, a site without furry pornography.
4. Worldly: Ordinary and normal people. That is: people who are NOT furries. They are treated with total contempt for furries. For them, being furry is being superior and those who are not furry should be treated like cattle.
5. Fursecution: term used to define practices of prejudice and discrimination against furries. They feel wronged because the world of the mundane is constantly questioning and exposing the harmful practices of sexual perversions that furries love so much. Nowadays they see the collaborators of the uncyclopedia as unemployed who only promote persecution against furries.
6. Scritching: It means tickling the back of another furry.
7. Tailhole: Ass
8. Furpile: What happens when you play a fox in the midst of furries in the drought for more than 6 months.
9. Spooge: Gooey white element from which this poor and unfortunate fox comes out full off it after you throw the poor thing into the furries.

Pornografic Icons

Because, obviously, there are few famous products dedicated to the furry public, they then decided to mercilessly attack the innocence of fictional animals from the Looney Toones and Disney, claiming that these are icons of sodomy and furry culture. Most furries can even go to the extreme, believing completely and blindly that these animals are real enough to dig holes in the garden of their homes to look for Mr.Marmot or climb trees in search of Woody Woodpecker, usually taking with them a big box of condoms. Below is a list of the main targets of sickly furry malice:

1. Bambi - Very popular for being a deer and yaois.
2. Winnie the Pooh - Especially in scenes where he licks himself (detail: furries refuse to accept that it is honey).
3. Banjo-Kazooie - A bear that walks around carrying a bird stuck in the sack makes furries crazy.
4. Spirit, the indomitable steed - Popular only in crossovers with some fox like Fox McCloud.
5. Pokémon - Furries like the wide variety of sodomies that can be created with the characters in the series. They are usually found by searching for "yiff" or "Pokémon Shipping" in Bulbapedia. Or doing HSOWA.
6. Digimon - According to furries, digimon are beings that came into the world only to be raped by tentacles.
7. Neopets - For the same reasons as above
8. thundercats - Due to the amount of testosterone with feline characters that look more like an anthropozoomorphic version of He-man.
9. Spyro the Dragon - Icon of the furries scalies for promoting what they like the most but in a much more childlike and innocent style art.
10. Finding Nemo - Fish furries idolize, but they are rare as they are considered disgusting even by "normal" furries and scalies.
11. Star Fox - Among all the games in this series, Adventures for Gamecube stands out, which is popular with the very original (sic) furries-fox and scalies for containing a large number of foxes and dinosaurs. According to them, the only major flaw of the game is not having horses.
12. Conker - This is somewhat more appreciated by the supposed "straight" furries who are fans of Rare (the same responsible for creating this game mentioned above).
13. Looney Tunes - Popular with old-guard furries.
14. The Lion King - Popular among Brazilian furries with the mental age of a 2-year-old child and I.Q. amoeba.
15. The Lady and the Tramp - Affectionately called by the furries of The Tramp and the Tramp.
16. Midna - Porn star of a very rare type of furry hentai in which him date a wolf .
17. Ratchet & Clank - Acclaimed by zoophiles who also appreciate technophilia, as this is a couple made up of a cat who is constantly sodomized by his penis-shaped robot assistant.
18. Zootopia - It didn’t even hit theaters and there were already two million pornographic arts by the time the fox appeared.
19. Regular Show: the cartoon has millions of videos with erotic scenes between the main characters.

Furry Communities

Despite being seen at Furrycons and, more rarely, at anime events, furries interact mainly on internet sodomy forums. These forums are notorious for being dens of paganism and each topic has titles so boring that they make little children cry.

Exemples of furry foruns topics

1. I am a rooster but I love a tiger. Impossible love?
2. What is the best way to sexually satisfy a beluga?
3. Anal finger play in sea dragons: pros and cons
4. List of what not to do in bed with a boar
5. HELP PLZZ !! My badger boyfriend says I’m too narrow>. <
6. Change: Gorilla penis vibrator for camel!
7. I am looking for two penis shark for serious relationship.
8. Does anyone still have that image of Simba yiffing Zazu?
9. I think I fell in love with a Pokémon. And now?
10. See my pictures here with my sister’s dog! 18+ !!
11. What is the diameter of a sea turtle’s anus?
12. Pornotube continues to delete my home videos ...
13. TUTORIAL: how to yiff two foxes at the same time
14. Official topic of furpile wallpapers * - *
15. OMG! My horse boyfriend is a woman! What do I do?
16. Yiff with Cubs is NOT illegal
17. I’m dating an Honchkrow but he says he only likes women! And now?
18. Tutorial on how to make animals have sex in Zoo Tycoon!
19. 10 steps to becoming a doctor of the plague
20. Wolf biting my dick
21. Patrick and SpongeBob are gay. Fact or fiction?
22. I had a date with Megan Fox but she was not a fox. And now?
23. The Corbierre of mistery of the Anubis is so sexy ...
24. Video of fox fucking camel!
25. The tiny mammoth that fucked the donkey
26. Download Zoo Tycoon: Dinosaur Dicks here!
27. Palkia using head to have sex with Hydreigon

How to become an Furry

It is not at all difficult for a furry to be adored in this nefarious environment where the act of sodomizing fox cubs is seen as sexy and exciting. For this, the candidate for the Furry star must follow the following steps:

1. Be a reasonable draftsman.
2. Be a profound connoisseur of animal anatomy.
3. Draw penises of felids, canines, ursids and horses with exquisite detail and always taking care that the color of the phallus is as close as possible to the real color. Drawing vaginas and sex scenes heterosexual only in paid services made to order.
4. Out of this context, draw only little foxes being sodomized by horses in double anal penetration orgies.
5. For 1 year or more any commissioned illustration of heterosexual furry sex, claiming a very busy personal life (work, studies, etc.), but not being ashamed in the face and put on your website every week an illustration of "unheard" equine sodomy superbly painted in photoshop or even rendered in 3D in Maya or 3DStudio.
6. After all, furries only do what they like to see. When you feel like drawing females, draw them in a way that looks unattractive sexually (for furries, of course), because it’s really good to draw poor fox cubs being sodomized by stallions equines in stables utopically free of any sign of horse shit. And, of course, never forget to portray foxes (rather foxes) as sex symbols of the furry world.
7. And draw them being bullied violently by "non-castrated" mules.

Furry engineery

Although most furries support themselves with their mother's money for most of their lives, there are always some who enter the job market to screw with the whole healthy side of society. Some have seen vets, others have zoophilia farms, and some have seen engineers. Engineer furries are by far the most dangerous sub-species.

The products created by furry engineers challenge the common sense of normal people, and are generally aimed at children so that they are subliminally trained to become furries and can yiff with existing furries as soon as they reach legal age (or not), thus perpetuating the species.

See below some of the products created by these furry engineers and sodomites:

Pikachu Bounce Toy

Goatse Mickey Mouse camera

Piggy Seesaw

Elephant slide

Old times Furries

Although the Furry movement has only recently been named, there have been reports of furries for more than 2000 years in history.

The best known case is that of the Egyptians who dressed like weird little foxes (called by them Anubis) to be sodomized by camels.

In addition to Anubis (known for being the official jackal grave digger of the Egyptians and for promoting private parties in the pyramid morgues), we can also mention the feline Bast, a very sniffed kitten (and Anubis’s official lover) who spread the currently known practice in Egypt as the Smell of Kittens around the world, which has made cats animals venerated there until today; Bés, an evil-faced dwarf Anubis' private servant and porn actor in his spare time; Horus, a beast hawk who loves to drag his wings to Anubis and Sekhmet, a bad-tempered arch-rival lioness of Bast. Dispute with her the official feline title of the kingdom.

He tried to implant the scent of lions in Egypt, but although that scent had an effect much faster than the scent of kittens, its users could not appreciate the "cheap" for a long time, being devoured by the lions soon after. This forced Pharaoh Tatukamonosako, at Anubis' request, to ban the sniffing of little lions and banish them from Egyptian territory. Furious, Sekhmet cursed Anubis, condemning him to spend eternity being portrayed and worshiped as a sodomite by furries around the world.

Oh My God! Are my kid is an Furry?

Oh my gosh! My son is a fucking Furry!

It is no longer enough the daily concern of thousands of fathers and mothers around the world with their children, whether because of the growing wave of violence or the ease of obtaining heavy drugs like RBD records, they have gained yet another concern: the furry curse. However, it is easy to identify the symptoms and root out the disease. See the list below:

If your child is sexually attracted by this, take it to the psychiatrist immediately!

1. He /She/ They recently started to use a collar, but not those "collar" of metalworkers or sadomasochism practitioners: it is a common collar, preferably those canines with clips that are affectionately called "strangler" for obvious reasons.
2. Your dog and / or cat is thinner, barking / meowing with hunger, but the bowl is always empty, a sign that there is another animal in the house eating their food.
3. He spends a good part of the day looking on satanic sites of terianthropy (pleonasm) for methods of how to sell his soul in order to become a wild animal. Other signs of this quest are slightly different pentagrams than usual scattered around the room accompanied by drawings of angry wolves drooling blood. But you let it go by supposing it is just another RBD fad.
4. Their letters arrive less and less frequently, and Jehovah’s Witnesses cross themselves three times when they pass through their door.
5. He plays Final Fantasy 7, Pokémon, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Bloody Roar, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, Star Fox Adventures for over 3 years, and in FF7, the savegame is always in Chocobos' stable; in Pokémon it’s always, strangely, close to the Daycare Center; at Conker the pre historic area is always close and at Star Fox Adventures the current location on the savegame is irrelevant.
6. He is an excellent player of Dog’s Life or Dog Island .
7. If he’s playing Breeding Season, no matter what version, there’s no turning back.
8. You hear him commenting to a close friend that he discovered he was a badger born in the wrong body.

These are only preliminary symptoms. Advanced stages of this disease involve, among other aberrations, the aforementioned zoophilia (your cat is self-defensive, full of dread, whenever your child returns from school), an excessive amount of time in front of the computer seeing what, from afar, They look like harmless Disney illustrations and, in the terminal stage, you discover that the brat spent the whole year saving his allowance to buy a vibrating canine dildo and a KY gel container.

What should i do to not allow my kids to become furries?

1. Take him to the psychologist right after the manifestation of the first stages.
2. Destroy all the computers in the house. This will prevent him from contacting these shits over the internet.
3. Donate the pet, so the kid won’t be able to rape the poor guy.
4. Forbid him from seeing Disney movies, which are full of Furries like Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny.
5. If he is already in the most advanced states, the best thing is to hospitalize the unfortunate person in a madhouse and never come back. The other alternative would be to murder the boy.

Furry curiosities

1. Furries can kill kittens without actually killing the cat, if it is killing kittens for the creature itself.
2. Equine Furries are supporters of the Russian Reversal. In the "fandom", the horses rides on YOU!
3. Some furries use collars, eat food in a pot and use a litter box to do their physiological needs. Territory marking is also very common, unfortunately for your maid.
4. Chuck Norris is listed as furry because he is absolutely everything, and everything includes furry too.
5. Furries can watch cartoons like Pokémon, Digimon and Krypto: the Super Dogs without dying in the process or becoming gay if they are not yet.
6. In the US, 82.32% of furries are male, but almost 1/4 of this total have fursona female, the other 3/4 can be divided into gay, bisexual and women who wanted to be born men in order to be gays.
7. Robert Crumb, creator of the acclaimed Fritz The Cat, killed his character not because he disagreed with the direction of the pop star his character took, but because he could no longer bear to see his poor male feline being portrayed by the furries as a sodomite with a special predilection for equine cock.
8. Unlike what is reported in the media, Peter Gabriel, former leader of progressive rock band Genesis, did not leave the group in 1975: he was expelled shortly after the other members discovered, during the Foxtrot tour, that he is furry.
9. Contrary to popular belief, indies cannot be furries, as they are incompatible in philosophical terms. Currently this claim is contested since many furries are joining the indie movement with open arms, thanks to the intervention of Baphomet
10. Furries are able to make pornographic versions of animation characters (2D / 3D cartoons) even before their release in theaters. Kung Fu Panda is a good example of this common and abominable practice in the furry universe.
11. In Japan there are no furries (at least not by that name). In the land of the rising sun they have an equivalent thing that they call Kemono. The basic difference is that the foxes there have nine syrups are sodomized by tentacles instead of horses.

Furries in the popular culture

1. One of the most famous games for the Jaguar console is Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy, a game starring a couple of furries.
2. Inuyasha is one of the most popular furry kemono anime in Japan.
3. The Care Bears were one of the first attempts to bring furry culture to children. It was successful thanks to the colorful exaggerations of the 1980s, because at no other moment in the history of mankind would such an openly gay cartoon be allowed. Since the parents thought there was nothing wrong with pink, purple-arrived, lemon-green, yellow-hepatitis and baby-blue teddy bears clinging to each other, a good part of the 1980s generation was contaminated with this bullshit; thus giving rise to most furries today.
4. The Gummy Bears, cooler and without the viaduct that was the registered trademark of the Bears Care, marked a time in the 1980s showing children that, in addition to being furry, it was very cool to drink mysterious potions (read: Gummy fruit juice ) prepared with LSD, cocaine and kitten hair used for sniffing.
5. Horse of Fire: adaptation of the play Equus in the form of a cartoon where a young man has sex with his pet horse. It failed miserably as a cartoon, because the protagonist (replaced by a girl, in the original it was a boy) does not get naked at any time and the horse always limps at the time H: after all, as the name says, he is always on fire. (Interestingly, the wizard Harry Potter is very much at ease as a horse lover in the most recent January 31, 2007/15268-nucavalo-0 theatrical adaptation of Equus in England; suggesting that he is also another sodomized fox freaked by equine stallions)
6. Planet of the Apes: sci-fi literary-cinematic classic, much more loved by furries than Star Wars (even though they still find plenty of excuse to jack off with scenes from Chewbacca and the Ewoks). In the story, we follow the journey of an asshole who mysteriously manages to travel to a world where primates have managed to become more intelligent while maintaining the appearance of a monkey; it is considered the greatest consolation of scientific furries that have always claimed normalization between having relations with monkeys, gorillas and orangutans. That same excuse was later used by scalies who played Mortal Kombat when they learned about the Reptile story.
7. Star Fox Adventures: continuation of Nintendo’s hit series; now presented as a Zelda clone. In this game, you control an anthropomorphic fox that is sodomized by dinosaurs. The game was not very successful as it also featured a semi-nude female protagonist; which made the overwhelmingly gay furries dislike the game.
8. Zelda Twilight Princess: another Nintendo furry game (although not as furry as the Star Fox mentioned) that became popular for creating one of the biggest icons of zoophilic desire: Midna, who always appeared in the game screwing Link when he became a wolf. Despite this, the game also gained fame due to the same name of a series that has vampires being sodomized by fresh werewolves that shave.
9. Freedom Planet: today it is considered the new "fad" of furries (together with Undertale) for bringing lesbian feminist representation in a game with graphics from Shit Drive, where it is possible to contemplate beautiful girls from the kemono movement (Dragon Girls, Cat Girls and Dog Girls) playing exchange-exchange without the presence of a male furry to disrupt the experience.

Where do i find Furries?

1. FCHAN
2. Hell
3. Mental Hospital
4. Furcons
5. Furry Foruns
6. R34
7. E61

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