The secrets about Thanos dark past:
- Who is Thanos:
Thanos of Titan (better known as Thanos) is a super-villain of the Marvel universe, in which he is the original enemy of Iron Man in comics and many superheroes as the Avengers. It became world-renowned for being one of the most popular fictional overpowers of fiction! More mainly because he is a very fashionable villain nowadays, in which he is extremist and wants to kill innocents for a greater good (read: Lysandre, Obito Uchiha and Zamasu / Goku Black), even modinhas des from 1973 to 2018 being a mistake .
- His story:
Thanos was born in April 5th of 1945.
Thanos is a giant monster that was born on a Neopia moon called Kreldor’s Overpower-Lands. He had a father named Mentor, who has done sex with with your mother named E.T of Virginian and had Thanos and Eros.
Just a few folks from Kreldor’s Overpower-Lands.
Thanos was jealous of Eros because his father treated him better, and did evil things to Thanos, for example: pedophilia. Even Thanos being older than Eros, but only that Eros has the power to stimulate the pleasure to the brains of humans or any living being. Thanos also has this power and is much stronger, but only what Thanos wanted was not power but the love of his family.
Thanos grew up and became a very scrotal and mean being and alsonan famous alien pornstar, because of his sad childhood. He married a hot titan woman named Säthanas, and they had three little children:
- Thanot
- Tithano
- Theresisäthanas
Thanos being a huge pornstar who the penis was 271 centimeters long
- Thanos’s life on earth:
Thanos: cinematographic Napolitano ice cream version.
His parents never supported his love for Säthanas, so he killed his old family, especially Eros who was his source of all hatred. After being much persecuted by his people he traveled with his new family to the Earth, living in the center of the earth because it was able to withstand the heat. When he got there, he started with his right leg, everyone wanted to kill him and appeared until a warning on the radio:
Kill the alien and earn 1,000,000 Brl$ in gold bars that are worth more than money!~Silvio Santos about alien invasion.
From there Thanos was pursued by the Avengers, to gain money, i mean to prevent him from destroying the planet earth.
What you do not know is that Thanos was not always the biggest alpha male. In his youth, Thanos was thin and short. Due to genetic mutations occurred after finding the Sauron army, who wanted to turn it into orc, it became strong and great. In fact, he was even mistaken for Smeagol at first. Today, we know that Thanos' youngest son showed up at your house in Panama.
- His six magical and philosophical stones:
Bob Marley, Mario and Ventania were on a quiet day taking off a ripple, smelling kittens at fucking house, when Thanos and Eros appeared, knocking everything down and breaking everything, as always, searching for the 6 infinty stones, known as Infinite Crack stones. Eros, who was left with 3 stones, had obtained a smoking pipe to fit the 6 pebbles in the middle of his ass, in order to have full power. Thanos had stayed with 3 as well. The two fought a battle that took 400 000 000 years of 10 seconds. Eros fell bruised dead.
So Thanos stole the smoking pipe of Eros with the three he had, and with the six stones together he had an indestructible power. But he still has not figured out what that power is. As is typical of him, he still tries to find out by himself, when the easiest thing would be to ask Bob, Mario or Ventania if they were in their right mind.
~That’s all folks
