To my favorite person in the world
1 min readFeb 10, 2024
“I hate Valentine’s cause I’m always single, I don’t Hate valentine actually, I just hate that people being doing love stuff around then”
Hopefully you don’t hate this one. I know it’s random but seeing you feels like drinking cold coke after you’ve done a bunch of work and you grab a bottle of coke. The satisfaction of the first drop of coke on the back of your throat yup — that’s me when I see you.
Thank you for being here. I had an unemployment joke to make, but you have a job now, I also have a new job; making you happy.
I could have sent you a card, but that’s too mainstream. Why send you a card when I can send an article . Engrave it on the internet — give medium a medium to make it as permanent as can be. I love you :
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