A guide to reading my Articles

When u read my articles , there will be two recurring themes … one i always talk about my girlfriend ( Peach , papita , woman , Honey pie, sweet cheeks ) … yes she is a real person .. ( blush)

I am bubu ( aka asshole , idiot, stupid mofo , and many other creature of names lovingly giving by my girlfriend)

1. Most articles are true in nature ( not over-exaggerated at all… )

2. if you come here to how well i write or better your english pleaze leave ( my grammer and spellcheckers always warm me…i ignore)

3. Most article titles are after a fight or an abusive (i mean sweet) word that my girlfriend has told me … so they are to woo my woman back

4. Do follow my advice … they are true and work ( when i say dont been an idiot , or anything () are very important to read.

5. Share my knowledge , its free and its open … ( if u feel my articles are dumb…keep it to yourself…i dont need another asshole telling me this is bullshit…i know… i write bullshit to get out of bullshit…get it ?? )

6. Keep an open mind ( my articles are not for u to think… usually they end with me loving my girlfriend)

7. Humor is my way to make things easier to write (if u hate sarcasm please leave)

and finally to proove my girlfriend is real…here is her photo…yes she is hot…wanking stricly prohibited

P.S SHE LOVES COFEE

P.S i suck at photo editing

P.S The exaggerated head is because me and cristina believe she has a big head… ( only i do … maybe i will write an article on that) ☺ (love u woman) …it was her suggestion

yeah she is a keeper … isnt she the best ? … Love u more