Annoying your Partner (Part 1)
This one is specially dedicated to all the sweet times i had with my girlfriend … Love u woman … ( i can feel my woman scowl by reading this line alone)
There are many things im talented at , heck something i can do better than any other person for my girlfriend. But she and i agreed ( mostly her saying it ) that my most annoying charecter is annoying her… Heck i think its a gift , and inborn talent ( as far as i can see , its a redeem quality… well , perspective)
Here are some annoying things you should avoid doing !
- Did you eat ? … what did you eat honey pie ? — Don't ask, they wont tell… and no you idiot please dont say sweet things while asking silly questions.. your wasting a good nickname ( honey pie … man … )
- filling in silence with meaningless humor — oh boy this one tops the list of annoyance … Hey Peach .. hey bubu … followed by short silence ( tic toc tic toc… in my head this is the end of everything good… i have to say something…stop the urge…stop the urge) im good …how are you ? how was your day … why are u queit ( *facepalm* never ask this quesion… you will never get a straight answer ) … remember after this random spurt of so many words you will remain in silence for a long time… so why not just stay patient ?
- Trying to ask about something she clearly doesnt want to talk about… ok this one is a bit hard to explain without some examples ..
Peach : I had a long day… i went out
// In your head…she went out… i wonder where ..
Bubu : oh im sorry , i hope you are not tired for walking around a lot
// walking aroudn… you clever boy … u want to find out if she went to mall …
Peach : no ,
// ok so not the mall …
bubu : you look sunburnt … you must have been out in the sun long my dear
// you cleve boy…sunburnt…classic … she has to tell where she went now
Peach.. no bubu … *sighes*
Bubu : well i hope u had cofee atleast
// your a genius…cofee…now she definetly needs to tell you she stopped at a restaurent. bar , or cofee house …
Peach : umm no , i m going to make one now .
Bubu : waaat ? (exagirated waat to conceal the real question … where did she go )
im going to stop here and tell you that you should just stop asking…. she will tell you or not …non of ur buiswax… please also do the same when she talks about another guy . dont ask too many questions
4. Wishing to speak all the time … skype , phone , fb (this one is a bit unique to my girl) … some people dont want to talk … If u want to talk to someone go to a bathroom … look at the mirror and talk to your self for a minute…after you realize how stupid you sound (and look) trust me , you wouldnt want to talk much too
Since this is a special topic , and something close to our hearts ( to my girlfriend more than me ) there will be a part 2 of this article… i mean … i can be annoying…one blog post aient enough!!
