The art of gift giving… or not … mostly the not… //end of title// … uff

The reason that title is so big and in bold is to get across to someone… as like most of my articles im ofcourse talking about my bundle of happiness , my cheeky-poo, my love of my life , my heart burn.. my amazing Girlfriend..

My girlfriend has known me close to 3 years … and we are a okay couple…i mean we have ups and downs… but we always come up with what to do for each other…

i gift her from time to time and take care of her… yeah…. I … so far i have received lots of gifts from my gf… yeah loads ( if ur an idiot waiting to understand through my sarcasm then… u got it… she hasnt given me a gift ever in our 2 years of being my gf)

Steps i take to indicated i need a gift from my gf (she is a stone gargoyle, when i ask her for something…she looks at it and … nothign…usually her replies are positive … or just an ok…sometimes an ignore)

  1. i send her links to things i like..
  2. i send her links to things i want for christmas
  3. if i ask for bodily favours (she usually obliges)
  4. i send her links to things i like… (at this point she asks me how i plan to afford it…)
  5. I send her links to things i like (yeah sure…loool)

In a weird way i think she really doesn't beleive in giving something … receiving is a different story…

How my gf likes to get gifts

  1. Gifts selected by u are usually a bad choice…so dont try to hard
  2. flowers are a one time thing…she lost intrest on them
  3. teddy bears are not that needed…however toys designed for dogs suddenly are cute … (poor silja)
  4. Leather goods that dont go on her ass are rejected
  5. TIght pants and torn jeans are always a yes yes
  6. Male thongs are fun to see, but not to gift
  7. Gifts should be selected , screened by her in advance…once approved if u get them within the next 1 minute she will accept post 1 day they get uninstrested… (once u order she will refresh amazon every 2 seconds… thats how she spoilt her life… i mean her cellphone)

Man i feel bad…i make my girl friend seem like she is Really shallow….u know shallow…. u know materialistic ? .. You know what…fuck you …dont judge my gf.. She might be a lot of things… But she gives the best gift … She gives me Love… (fuck the astrologist who said my wife will make me poor… i rather live poor and be rich with her love)

TE IUBESC PEACH… and merry xmas…

I LOVE U …

but u know…still waiting for those 3 years of gifts…. :D